Pick up Line you or someone has used on you? I had a guy offer to come over and bite my a ss. He actually said, Hey Shawty you should let me come over and bite dat a ss. Guys have such a way with words..... 

I know you from some where. Typical line!! 

Good thread! This should get interesting. Here is mine: Guy: You owe me a drink. Me: Why? Guy: Because I looked at you and dropped mine. 

Mine was in spanish, but was very vulgar..mmm 

I have a 12 inch penis 

I have a 12 inch penis Straight and to the point. 

I have a 12 inch penis How you doin!! 

How you doin!! Size queen! 

he lied 

LOL 

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock. Panama City Beach Spring Breaker 

Hold on, I'm writing these down. 

Too old...I don't get hit on anymore. 

Hold on, I'm writing these down. muwhahahahaha 

Too old...I don't get hit on anymore. Did you fart? Because you blew me away 

I worked as a paramedic in downtown LA and I had a fire fighter say to me, "It must be hard working in a mans world sweetie, do u want me to carry your patient down the stairs for u? It will only cost you a drink. LMAO talk about an insult to me :), needless to say I carried my own 300 pound pt down the 2 flights of stairs with my FEMALE partner. We just laughed (yes we died from exhaustion after we drove away) LOL 

Guy: Do you like music? Me: Why? Guy: Because I've got a 12 inch single for you. I did not even know this guy, and he had to be around 50yrs old. 

Are you married? It is always the starter out the gate. Then it goes to, are you happily married? 

Are you married? It is always the starter out the gate. Doesn't really deter them. More of a conversation starter than a pick up line out there huh? Mine was "whats a pretty girl like you doing here all by herself"? I imagine that was his first ever pick up line because he was just 19 fresh out of boot camp, and in flight school. I married him 7 years ago. 

More of a conversation starter than a pick up line out there huh? Aren't all pick up lines a conversation starter? lol 

Aren't all pick up lines a conversation starter? lol Yes. I guess so lol. I like the ones that had me put my hands out, to see if I was wearing a ring. Like thats a fool proof way to go about it. I have never worn a ring... FAIL. 

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came in you? 

I dont think no one has said anything to me..I think the one in spanish it was me saying it to someone else . 

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came in you? Ok, that one would make me laugh, and maybe get me to buy him a drink just for the balls (or booze) it would take to say that to someone. 

Too old...I don't get hit on anymore. That must be my problem, too. Or I just look like a crazy b!tch and guys figure it's safest to stay at least ten feet away at all times. Either way, I'm good. 

That must be my problem, too. Or I just look like a crazy b!tch and guys figure it's safest to stay at least ten feet away at all times. Either way, I'm good. If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous! 

crazy b!tch uh yeah..you were all convulsing. I think that scared them all off...lol. 

That must be my problem, too. Or I just look like a crazy b!tch and guys figure it's safest to stay at least ten feet away at all times. Either way, I'm good. If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous! LMAO!! crazy b!tch uh yeah..you were all convulsing. I think that scared them all off...lol. Then my evil plan worked. Muahahahaha! 

I dont get hit on anymore ... its probably because of this big ol rock on my finger or im just not as attractive as I used to be ... "le sigh" I need to go running now lol 

In a text message: Eating pussy is just like driving in the fog, if you don't watch where you are going you might hit the a sshole infront of you. I was dumb enough to reply to his message, but it was worth it. We have been together ever since.