Faked it?? *giggles* stupid question, I know, but I'm watching Seinfeld and Elaine just admitted that she has faked it every time she had sex with Jerry. Makes me wonder, how many of yall have or still do. You don't haveto explain but I'm pretty open. I honestly couldn't have an orgasm for so long there and still can't if it's not a certain position.. 

I have faked it. I am sure some women I have been with have too. Don't care really, lol 

Almost all the time. /sigh 

I'm not gonna fake it. If it doesn't happen, it doesn't happen. It doesn't mean that I didn't enjoy the rest of it! 

nope... wha fun is that for me lol.... unless im tired of doing it or didn want to to begin with lol 

*what* 

I only faked it twice, yes I know that I am a guy. But I was very tired both times and didn't want to fall asleep during it. I thought that it would have been rude if I just fell asleep. 

I have before. Of course now I am pretty sure I wouldnt. I didnt wont my husband to touch me the last 2 months I was pregnant and now that I cant have sex I am on edge. He just touches me and I wont to tie him down and attack him, lol 

I'm not gonna fake it. If it doesn't happen, it doesn't happen. It doesn't mean that I didn't enjoy the rest of it!  Yup. That's how I feel! 

I like pulling out and spraying it down her back or on her stomach, which ever one applies. Or, if we're doing it doggy style, I'll pull out, but drool on her back instead... then when she turns around, bam! In her eye instead. 

Hahaha pogi made me laugh! 

Or, if we're doing it doggy style, I'll pull out, but drool on her back instead... then when she turns around, bam! In her eye instead. Thats called a Philly Fake out. 

Thats called a Philly Fake out. Yeah! I've yet to try a Portuguese breakfast, though. 

Or, if we're doing it doggy style, I'll pull out, but drool on her back instead... then when she turns around, bam! In her eye instead. I used toknow a girl who would only let me... you know... on her face. She loved it. 

I love the chicks that willingly suck that shít out when I'm about to nut. That's better than drugs! Believe me. Well, better than the side effect of drugs. 

Now we are talking. I knew I couldn't sleep for a reason. 

Oh my goodness!!!! This thread just took a major turn but I guess it's good cause I'm learning new shiit to try:) although, I just don't think I could ever..you know.."suck that shit out"! Lol 

I love the chicks that willingly suck that shít out when I'm about to nut. That's better than drugs! Believe me. That is quality! When she goes at it like she is pulling frosting from the tube! 

although, I just don't think I could ever..you know.."suck that shit out"! Lol Well, anticipate it, I guess. Or, if he says he's about to blow, just get off of it and turn around to him and say, "I'll take it from here." But, if you say that, be prepared for a face full, 'cause that's got to be the hottest thing a girl can say. 

But, if you say that, be prepared for a face full, 'cause that's got to be the hottest thing a girl can say. I think the hottest thing a girl can say is I love you. But maybe I'm to much of a romantic. 

I think the hottest thing a girl can say is I love you. But maybe I'm to much of a romantic. That's called a buzz killer. 

Wow!! I mean..wow!! I don't know what to say other than..wow!! And my husband agrees.. That is pretty hot apparently. 

What!? You've never tried that before? I remember my g/f did that for me on my 21st birthday. I never expected her to do something like that, but it was so freakin hot. I was blind folded too. Ahh, memories. 

Oh yeah, you shouldn't have told him, you should have just done it! 

Well believe me when I say that IF (and that's a strong if) I were to do it, it would be a surprise..that's so out of character for me. I have a problem with wierd textures. For example, anything slimy, I gag. So yogurt I can't eat (which is sad cause I love the taste) and jello shots make me gag..and cum definitely falls user that category. And now that I am pregnant, I tend to be sick a lot so it's hard for me to even perform that as well as I used to.. Goodness, I just re read what I wrote and it sounded really slutty but he says I once could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch. It's not slutty if it's just for my husband:) 

Honestly, I don't know how to answer this. I don't know if I ever have faked an I don't know if I ever could. 

The lotion is now out. 

My girl was the same way. She would always jerk me off first to "clean" it. Eventually, it didn't matter. Not really slutty, it's good manner actually. Your husband will thank you. 

Or, you could ride him reverse cow-girl, then when he's about to nut, just slide backwards. He'll please you while you please him. Haven't you ever watched a porno? I mean, these are rudimentary. 

See the ratio of men commenting on this topic & its only on the 1st page? Sigh. Do men really like to talk about sex that much?