To just run over little kids that are playing in the middle of the road? Especially when their freakin' parents are sitting RIGHT there watching them, while they smoke their cigarettes? I guess they must be too busy puffing on their cancer sticks to tell their kids not to dodge out in front of cars, either on foot, or on those stupid scooters.  

speed up next time. it's probably one of my neighbors. 

I better not hit the fat one with the bag of cheetoes in his hand, he may dent my car... 

this is true. you should get a snow plow 

Yes. 

Wonderful! And, I can't get in trouble either, cause y'all said it's okay!! One more question...after I hit the kid, can I drive through the lawn to hit the parents? 

you should get a snow plow cow plows work better. 

after I hit the kid, can I drive through the lawn to hit the parents? Yes. 

can I drive through the lawn to hit the parents? the parents are bonus points. if they dont get up outta their chair thats even more points! 

the parents are bonus points. if they dont get up outta their chair thats even more points! Awesome!!! I wanna see a lawn chair go flying. I swear, I feel like I'm back in SC with all the hickish rednecks that wear super short cutoffs and wife beaters...smoke in one hand, beer in the other, while their kid is playing in the middle of the street wearing filthy clothes... 

the hickish rednecks that wear super short cutoffs and wife beaters...smoke in one hand, beer in the other, while their kid is playing in the middle of the street wearing filthy clothes... wow, you just described parts of redding an shasta lake pretty well. 

What, are you trying to say you are better than them? And that is just horrible calling the little kid fat. At least they are outside with them. *snickers* 

At least they are outside with them That is a valid point. 

That is a valid point. I mean, they could be inside and not know of you running their kids over. If they are outside, they can attest that you pushed the gas before you hit their kids. 

What, are you trying to say you are better than them? And that is just horrible calling the little kid fat. No, of course not...but I don't like to have to slam on my brakes when I'm driving cause some kid darts in front of my car, and that the parent just sits there and watches. And yeah, maybe it was mean, but there is no reason for a 8 or 9 year old to weigh as much as me, and I'm NOT a small girl... 

But is is okay? I'm concerned. 

No, of course not...but I don't like to have to slam on my brakes when I'm driving cause some kid darts in front of my car, and that the parent just sits there and watches. But that could be any kid/parent. Not just these "rednecks" that you blatantly categorized them as. 

blantley Um.. blatantly. 

Um.. blatantly. WTF..I did correct it..it didnt take. Fvckers! 

WTF..I did correct it..it didnt take. Fvckers LaffOL 

Get a room. 

But that could be any kid/parent. Not just these "rednecks" that you blatantly categorized them as. Well, in that instance, it was only the ONE family that pissed me off today, but, I've seen several kids that do this. There is one family down the road that is always having loud parties, and I don't think I've ever seen them outside NOT dresses/acting the way I described... 

Get a room. I don't get it. 

I don't get it. Then you don't need a room. 

Then you don't need a room. Obviously not. 

*bump.* 

I have to bump this. The first post makes me laugh. 

I really have learned a lot from OU. *sigh* 

There's a redneck rubbing someone? Video?