http://www.okinawayardsales.com/item15423413.html?itemId=15423413&src=SEARCH this is hilarious! 

clickys aren't that hard to make 

clickys aren't that hard to make  thanks 

I love #10. 

And there is a $3 application fee apparently. I think I'll keep my 3 bucks crazy! 

You guys really shouldn't make fun of my ad. I can't help I don't have friends. 

I love #10.  Is that her way of saying only white folks need apply? 

LOL! I like that she wants you to "try" to be one of those nationalities. 

Wow, needy little one isn't she? 

So this is her list: 1. Must be between 21 and 30 years of age. 2. Married with 1 child around my sons age. 3. Must be outspoken and not shy. 4. Must like music. EXCEPT RAP!!! 5. Must NOT be scared of animals. 6. Must have an interesting personality. Sarcasm is a must. 7. Must be on island for at LEAST a year. 8. Wife must be Tomboyish. 9. Husband must not be a Tool... but if your reading this and think to yourself... How do I know if I'm a tool? Then.... well, if you meet number 4 and 6 then your good to go. 10. Try to be of Scottish, Irish or British Heritage So I will translate: 1. No teenagers and old people 2. Married but if you have more than one brat then keep them away from my baby. 3. Must be able to handle my attitude because I like to talk sh!t and if you can't handle it then don't bother. 4. All music is fine except rap because I don't like it. 5. Must be able to stand all of my dog/cat hair all over everything I have or touch. 6. Must be able to talk sh!t and hold your own without getting your feeling hurt every 5 seconds. 7. You better be around until it's time for me to leave because I don't have time to keep training people how to deal with me. 8. Wife must not be too sexy because I don't trust no sexy twat around my man. 9. Keep your man drama away from me. I just want to hang. 10. Please white people only because if you are anything else you might take offense to the things I say about "your kind". 

Wow. That has to be fake. I hope... 

I also love her definition of a tool. I've met plenty of tools who don't like rap music and are sarcastic. 

judgmental little crowd aren't we? 

I just keep mixing the two: must not like rap and "try" to be of scottish, irish or british heritage...*You must be just like me because diversity is a no no* 

judgmental little crowd aren't we?  I take it you're new here. 

i was just talking to my husband about that ad! i hope the its fake, but if not i feel kinda bad for them. 

judgmental little crowd aren't we? I take it you're new here. Indeed... 

judgmental little crowd aren't we? No I think the person who wrote the initial list is...Would that be you? 

No I think the person who wrote the initial list is... She is. And very up front about it. 

No I think the person who wrote the initial list is...Would that be you? It wouldn't be, reread this thread as if you don't know anyone here and it it does come off as such. Not saying the OP wasn't judgmental as well, but this thread here sure was also... 

More power to them but it amazes me how people want a clone of themselves maybe I'm wrong but she seems like she is a tool herself. Though I know someone who might fit her list... 

It wouldn't be, reread this thread as if you don't know anyone here and it it does come off as such. Not saying the OP wasn't judgmental as well, but this thread here sure was also.. Hah haaaaah welcome to OU! 

Hah haaaaah welcome to OU! TY 

That ad was priceless :) 

Who wants a darky around? Didn't you mention your parents have the same view? You might just be the one she is looking for. 

I don't like hanging out with anyone who's more tan than I am. 

She wants someone with a f*cking kid. Are you screwing with me?  You still have time :) 

I don't like hanging out with anyone who's more tan than I am.  Darn I thought we had a chance. 

I don't like hanging out with anyone who's more tan than I am.  Darn I thought we had a chance I may make an exception for you. 

Never having kids, stupid.  Yes you are, haven't you been dreaming about being nice and saving people? OTR is pregnant, pregnant...OTR is Pregggggnant which she really can't deny...maybe :D