I have an idea, but I need more info...

Thanks! 

The average dependent housewife on Okinawa. They gather in herds at the BX and block aisles at the BX and commissary as they attempt to communicate.

They are often found grazing at Starbucks, Coco's, BK, Chilis, and Macaroni Grill (rarely seen at healthy places).

Best way to avoid them is to hang out at healthy food establishments and the gym as they don't know where those places are located. 

They are never seen the day before payday, or 5 days after.

But, in that 5 day window, before the account is over drawn, they are out grazing everywhere that takes cash and card.... 

And for a visual image...

Dependapotamus Sighting 

I still regret posing for that. 

Coach purses, you can't forget that! They'll be carrying one!! 

They take any parking space near the stores doors, no matter if is marked. When a typhoon is coming they buy all candy and soda available and then sit and post on facebook every movement of it, their favorite page on facebook is the Kadena one. Also can be found with their kids at lunch time taking all the sits at the food place so working people have to wait , and more often then not they have crap looking husbands. 

Also cab be found with their kids at lunch time taking all the sits at the food place so working people have to wait , and more often then not they have crap looking husbands.

They are also the same ones that stop at the shoppette to buy their kid a hot dog for breakfast. 

They are also the same ones that stop at the shoppette to buy their kid a hot dog for breakfast.


Now wait a second, there is something wrong with this? 

Oh they also gather at the schools drop if and pick up lines , usualy they get there 1 hr prior and can be spotted eating grease right out some fast food box, then they hold the car line a little longer while talking to others on a attempt to make breeding plans while cleaning their greased fingers on their shirts 

My kids love hot dog for breakfast and breakfast for dinner, besides those strange creatures do not feed their kids , they need all the food they can get it 

Now I want a hot dog. 

muhahahaha!!! I peed a little 

can be spotted eating grease right out some fast food box,


OMG, I just gagged a little. 

I like to make sure my fries are dripping with grease. Without that, it's not good. 

Is there ever a skinny one? 

Wait a minute I am none of those, I'm offended!!!! You don't know my kind at all.. LEAVE US ALONE !! 

She's hot Mr. God :) 

Mr God I did not gave you permission to post my picture 

Mmmmmmmmm
Cake!
:-o 

So you are telling me that fat dependent wives that shop at the BX/PX, Commissary, Base restaurants, the shoppettes and carry Coach purses are dependapotami? Judgmental much? I suppose you are all perfect huh?

At least I don't have and will NEVER own a Coach purse so I guess I am in the clear.I could say more but my momma taught me if I can't say something nice to not say anything at all... 

Ummm..... 

You obviously fit into this category...

Well duh, I guess I do. Nearly every freaking person in or affiliated with the military here fit in that category, yourself included I am sure. 

except the fat wives part 

Did you eat paint chips as a kid?

Why, is that another characteristic of a dependapotamus? 

Why ask? I am sure you could tell it wasn't going to be nice. 

I asked because I really couldn't believe that adults would behave like children and make fun of people. And I wanted more details. I mean, really. I know some of the stuff on here is tongue-in-cheek and I can laugh like the rest of them but this kind of thing just pushes my buttons.

I have dealt with such idiotic ideas of fat people my whole life and I guess I just don't understand why. 

It is not just fat people.

Ever seen a girl at the BX with pants on so tight she looks like a busted can of biscuits? Then to top it off, her boobs are hanging and she munching down on some burger king. She would fall into that category, too.

She doesn't have to be fat. Just sloppy. 

You asked so they told you, for now on just go to Your new BFF 

I have seen some serious bad wardrobe choices here but have you checked out the plus size section here? All that crap is what my grandmother would wear!

I guess my point in my posts is, yes they may be fat, sloppy, whatever but they are still people with feelings and I don't like seeing that disrespected. You never know if that "dependapotamus" is going through some serious issues at home or what made them the way they are. Just the outside is seen and judged upon as worthless or useless.

I don't dress in the high dollar clothes, I hardly ever wear makeup but I am clean and don't dress to flash the flesh. If I am judged by my appearance alone, then the person judging would never know who I am on the inside where it reallymatters.

But whatever, its no skin off my nose really. America is going to hell in a handbasket and its ideas like the previous post that are helping it there faster.

*getting off my soapbox now. I think!