Rules: 5 words or less. 

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my kids fighting. 

your face=herpes pizza. 

Seeing Toddlers guzzling soda. 

My pictures not here yet 

Mother in law. 'nuff said. 

More than one annoyance. 

Baby not napping all day! 

Going to the commissary. 

Getting ready for work. 

No annoyances as of today. 

Having to go shower! 

Need to clean. Boo. 

Going to the commissary. trying to park at commissary 

Sand on my feet! 

My dirty house and husband. 

having to do laundry 

My dirty house and husband. Your husband's dirty? 

Can't find my fvcking cellphone. 

Can't find my fvcking cellphone. Call it. 

Call it. I can't. Don't have a home phone now. 

No love from everybody. 

Not an annoyance, IMO That's what I was thinking. 

My dirty house, and husband. fixed it 

I can't. Don't have a home phone now. fine I will 

M, don't encourage him. 

I can't. Don't have a home phone now. fine I will It's not ringing. 

WTF? 

WTF? Did you lose it yesterday while drinking? Thats when I tend to lose mine.