by chance new kids deoderant.... I needed to leave ASAP the other day.. and the kids smelled ... like kids that have been playing outside.. funk! So I know this may sound gross.. But I sprayed down the kids with some FDS spray.. Holy crap.. It took away the smell.. What's in that stuff? I needed it in Tokyo with that tween that sat next to me on the bus... Try it..  

Ew. No thanks. One, I don't buy FDS..gross. Two, I just bathe my kids. Seems to work for us. 

um... interesting. 

umm...YUCK! 

you used crotch spray on your kids to make them smell better???? are you serious? 

you used crotch spray on your kids to make them smell better???? are you serious? I just seriously died laughing :) 

I just seriously died laughing :) Will there be cookies at your funeral? I'm willing to lie about how much I like you for some cookies! ;) 

you used crotch spray on your kids to make them smell better???? are you serious? Yes.. I did.. and it was new... as if I need your approval or guidance on raising children... Y'all will be ok.. Get over it.. Since I have sold the idea to the company and make a few bucks $$$$ .. a deoderant for kids.. using the same chemical compound. 

One, I don't buy FDS..gross. Two, I just bathe my kids. Seems to work for us. One, All along I thought it was the farmers on Kadena fertilizing... and it was you.. Two.. I envy that you have so much time that in an situation when you must run out the house when you are on standby for your job you have time to wash your kids. Yeah for you. 

Will there be cookies at your funeral? I'm willing to lie about how much I like you for some cookies! ;) Hey.. I throw in some Kid crotch compound spray.. 

I think the most pathetic thing about this whole situation is that you actually have the need to buy that stuff. Perhaps you should wash yourself from time to time and you wouldn't need a spray to keep your crotch from smelling like a can of tuna. That's right I am so special.. the commissary and BX stocks a whole section for me.. 

Enjoy being a Woman. 

What on earth would make you think of spraying your kids with vag spray? My first thought would be a bath, and then possibly some regular deodorant if my kid smelled THAT bad. 

Cootie coo wipes are the best. Especially when you are out there in the field! Makes me feel...clean! 

some regular deodorant if my kid smelled THAT bad. Ok.. You know I should have said that. But I did try secret spray.. and it smelled like dirty kids playing in baby powder.. I look under the cabinet.. and there it was.. So I was like.. if it is strong enough for what goes on down there... So.. I did it.. I was completely amazed on how it took away the funk. Regular deodorant didn't work... Vajayjay spray.. the new kid defunker .. 

the funny thing to me is that you could have used any of your body spray or something like that if you had to run out the door. however, you chose to use a spray women use when they stink below the belt. did your kids realize what you sprayed them down with? 

I think if you don't have time to bathe yourself or your children you should consider not working I will remeber that next time someone calls with help for Emergency leave.. Tell em to wait.. 

I use to buy FDS a long time ago. Just made me feel fresh. I use to douche too. For whatever reason...I don't do it anymore. LOL. I guess it just seems like a waste of money. Maybe because I didn't stink. IDK. 

It is evident that the majority of the people on here can not get past the thought of the intended use of FDS.. to see what I was trying to say about the actual product. I think I will make a appointment tomorrow with Mental health and turn myself in. 

I also think you should make an appointment with your OBGYN. Odor is a sign of infection. My kids have an infection because they smell after playing outside? 

I use to buy FDS a long time ago. Just made me feel fresh. I use to douche too. For whatever reason...I don't do it anymore. LOL. I guess it just seems like a waste of money. Maybe because I didn't stink. IDK. WTF? 

I...um....don't purchase them products anymore....just wanted to share that. 

Look at the ad they wrote for me.. Feminine Deodorant Spray Summer’s Eve® Feminine Deodorant Spray is specially formulated to neutralize odor keeping you feeling fresh and clean everyday. It is safe and gentle and can be used on undergarments, feminine pads and pantyhose for extra odor protection. Benefits •Absorbs moisture •Neutralizes odor •Hypoallergenic •Gynecologist tested •Vitamin E leaves skin feeling smooth •Great for all over use TIP Carry Summer’s Eve® Feminine Deodorant Spray with you all day for freshness when you need it. Our cans fit easily in purses and handbags for your convenience. 

don't purchase them products anymore....just wanted to share that. You shouldn't ! That is my Feminine Aisle.. It's all mine.. I am trying not to smell like the Seawall at lowtide ya know. 

Y'all will be ok.. Get over it.. Yes, we will be ok. I'm not too sure about your children. It sounds a little traumatizing to me. 

LMAO OU gets funnier every day. 

Exactly. So your daughter goes to school and all her friends are like "What kind of body spray do you use?" Then your child answer's "I use my mom's vag spray. You like it?" You could also use this if your dogs smell. It's good for all-purpose use. Febreeze for the body~! 

No thanks. I would just wash them. 

No, but if you have an odor that needs to be covered up then you need to make an appointment for yourself. Thanks for the concern M, Your the best.. I don't care what they say about you! :) 

M, you're the best!!